The worst blog

I’ve got a grief boner.

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Anthony

But I don’t even know any strangers.

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Anthony

What if your boobs grew to the beat?

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—	Anthony on Dubstep

Breast milk doesn’t taste good. Just kidding it tastes awesome. Sweet titty nectar.

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—	Anthony on breast milk

If I were God I would make the planets jerk me off.

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Anthony

You’re in here like Need For Speed: Tokyo Drift

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—	Anthony while I’m driving

Who played Boy and who played World? And what happened after the first episode when they met? God I am so funny.

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Anthony

Sometimes you have to touch your butthole.

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—	Advice from Anthony DeVivo

There is nothing worse than sweet potato fries except maybe Nazi Germany

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—	Anthony at Breakfast

You can put that on the blog

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—	Anthony after saying something he thought was funny.